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  • Cats



    I have always been watching Cats. There is no dialogue or character development in my life, only song performed by humanoid felines with the digitally-planted faces of famous actors and pop singers atop them. This movie is the icing on the cake of my life, the most beautiful ghosts of my sanity, the most sensual purr of street cats chasing child mice and captive cockroach chorus girls begging not to be eaten by Rebel Wilson. Take a puff each time you hear Idris Elba say "meow" and be transported into a hellscape London that's somehow better than the real thing.

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    Tense. Beautiful. Persistent. This might be the most threatening a room's silence has felt in a while.

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    Honest and unflinching, there's incredible beauty in this film's dedicated portrayals of the sweetest sentimental moments in a relationship, and how potent they make the sadness and alienation at the end.