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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    aka mid-dumber by ari disaster

    falters a bit by going full retard at the end, but still the best comedy of 2019

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★½

    good movie even though I hate women

    'beanie feldstein' is just a hilarious name

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    Complete shit.

    The only remaining question: has this trilogy been the greatest fuck-up in the history of genre franchises? The level of incompetence involved in completely derailing this story and simultaneously shitting all over the original trilogy is staggering.

    Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson, and JJ Abrams are complete hacks and should not work again.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    I grew up with a shelf full of Star Wars action figures

    Looper was my favorite movie for several years

    I liked The Force Awakens

    Basically, I should've been the biggest Last Jedi fan on the planet

    The Last Jedi is f*cking awful, and if you disagree, I'm really sorry, but you probably just shouldn't have any more opinions