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  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    Mr. & Mrs. Smith


    man it sucks that the last act of this movie is absolute shite cause the first two are genuinely very fun and enjoyable

    like the sexy banter is great, the chemistry is great, LOVED the dinner convo and the house fight is a really well choreographed, well paced action sequence

    but the last act is so boooooring. they throw it all away in a fight against a bunch of faceless soldiers in a location no one cares about! why is…

  • The Crying Game

    The Crying Game


    details, baby, details


    even better the second time, but it loses a half star for the forrest whitaker miscast and another for those poor fish who deserved better

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  • Power Rangers

    Power Rangers


    so look the movie opens with a bunch of aliens living on earth in dinosaur times and then it cuts to a gag about a guy jerking off a cow which leads to a car chase with surprisingly slick camerawork and twenty one pilots are playing and then the title card comes up and it looks like it should be the title card for interstellar or something and then suddenly roy from the office is there and then we FINALLY…

  • Dolemite



    i'm gonna let 'em know that dolemite is my name and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!


    When this movie is good, it's great, but unfortunately it mostly feels like 45 minutes worth of content stretched out to a 90 minute film. Most of the singing, dance numbers, and sex scenes far outstay their welcome.

    Some of gags are great - the reverend and his guns in particular were very funny - yet others don't land at all. There…