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  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★

    I've never been so interested by watching a couple people talk for 3 1/2 hours. I loved how every character was extremely gray and you could take the side of any of them or none of them. Also the final 30 minutes really puts into perspective how the protagonist neglected his family and the final line really hits hard because you can see that he's realised his mistake. Really great movie. 88/100

  • King of the Lost World

    King of the Lost World

    ½

    How I came to watch this movie is far more more interesting than the film itself. So when I go to my grandparents house we'd watch a pre-planned movie but there was no pre-planned movie so my grandpa had to pick something random up and he didn't know ripoff movies existed at the time. When I got to his house and watched the movie it was so incomprehensibly bad that we all started to take notice. After asking him why…

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  • Land of the Lost

    Land of the Lost

    ★★½

    My analytical side: this movie is utter garbage. No one in their right mind could like this slush.

    My nostalgic child side: but big dinosaur.

    50/100

  • Shrek the Third

    Shrek the Third

    ★½

    A Shrek movie should be funny and emotionally resonant. As far as funny goes this movie fails hard. The humor is awful and feels forced. As for being emotionally resonant the movie tries and fails. Everything comes out as corny and fake. Also donkey and puss in boots have nothing to do the entire movie. As far as I'm concerned this fails in every way at being a Shrek movie. 36/100