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Demi has written 155 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In my previous 'review' of the movie I said that I knew I wasn't going to watch this movie again– but then the WGA sent out an email with a link to a digital screener, so I said fuck it and put it on. I liked it even less! And what's worse, is that because I was watching in the comfort of my own home, I started just writing notes about things I didn't like, which is an incredibly poisonous…

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    The helicopter service Blade didn't even exist until 2014, a whole two years after this film takes place. Absolutely sloppy filmmaking. Shameful.

    But seriously, this film is absolutely fucking masterful. I know it's extremely weird and almost disrespectful to talk about films like this in terms of how they're awarded, but I really truly think this film is such a precise depiction of what "good directing" looks like that I'm gonna be absolutely shocked if the Safdies aren't at LEAST…

  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

    John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch


    Every single part of this is so fucking funny- “Grandma’s Got A Boyfriend” is already stuck in my head- but it’s also surprisingly beautiful? Like, the chess scene looks gorgeous.

    “As soon as he exhaled through his nose, I turned to the man next to me and said, ‘That’s our Mandy.’”

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    Knives Out is a Christmas movie. (And a perfect opportunity for your parents to audibly recognize actors that they can tell you minor facts about!)

    Ana de Armas for Best Actress please!

  • The Laundromat

    The Laundromat


    i love steven soderbergh so much and as a self-identified huge dumb ass, i also love adam mckay-style “lemme explain a political problem in a fun way” movies AND unnecessary twists that exist just to make you go “oh hoh hoh you got me you son of a bitch” so you’d think this would be a slam dunk for me- and yet! 

    i didn’t read one good review of this movie but i just had to see it for myself…

  • Cats


    I have no fucking clue what this movie was. It's like if Robert Zemeckis directed an Aristocats movie in 2004. It looks absolutely ghastly, the music is extremely off-putting, the effects literally aren't finished and glitch out in a few places, and there's an uncomfortable horniness to the entire thing that makes it feel like an exercise in loopholing the MPAA to rate fetish porn for kids. This is the highest budget experimental film ever made.

    I had a fucking blast.…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In the third film of every Star Wars trilogy, there is a moment where a character dies and we're not really given a good reason why or how they die. They just do. This happens twice in this film.

    This was so weirdly disappointing. Like, it feels like there's no heart to this movie, just a desperate attempt to satiate insatiable fans and tackle as many plots (both recycled and new-but-lazy) as they possibly can. It feels like an entire…

  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy


    Oh, this was a painful watch.

    This is a movie about the inescapable trauma you can inherit from your parents and how hard it is not to love them in spite of it all. It’s a movie about recognizing your own problems as they happen but still feeling powerless to stop them, feeling like you need them. I recognize so many of Otis’s actions and emotions in people I know, in people I’ve loved. I’ve reckoned with the frustration of…

  • Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell


    Most accurate scene in this movie is when the crowd at a Kenny Rogers concert claps along to the music with absolutely appalling rhythm.

    Take a drink every time they say “Richard Jewell.”

  • 1917



    Outstanding. Tense, emotional and impressive without feeling flashy. Thomas Newman’s score is terrific! I think some of the most beautiful scenes of the year are in movie. Honestly might watch again! Some scenes in this movie make me really wanna see a Sam Mendes adventure film.

  • 6 Underground

    6 Underground

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    a series of notes i took while building stuff as 6 underground played in the background:

    • Bay has definitely been watching Neveldine and Taylor movies
    • There is an incredible satire about how billionaires ruin countless innocent lives in the pursuit of power and a fantastical idea of “the greater good” somewhere in the bones of this movie. But like, waaaaay deep in there.
    • Jesus Christ the callousness with which people in this movie die... seeing bodies go limp…

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    Managed to catch another screening of Little Women and unfortunately, my impressions didn't change much. Not at all for me.

    This film is paced so quickly that it feels like it's made specifically for people who are fans of the book and don't need time to sink into who these characters are, which is maybe why I don't love it. I don't know the story at all! Ease me in! I'm a dumb dumb little baby boy!

    The timeline stuff…