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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    It is an opera. I would like to talk about it forever. Better than talking about car dealership end of lease agreements or Dave Chapelle’s latest specials, both of which I talked about today. Mistake; never again — uncut gem only now. Take me back!

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    Haven’t read the book so excuse me if this is obvious but I was very moved by everybody’s good-nature. Everybody’s small little arguments are no match for how nice and helpful and nice they all are. So nice...

    I think all the performances were wonderful, the score was a massive supporting achievement and the bouncing timeline was easily digestible and moving. Very lucky to get to watch so big on the screen and, again, what a nice year for movies! Ford be with you!

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  • Midsommar


    Funny and weird! Truly a relief in comparison to Hereditary. If Ari Aster is gonna keep doing a buncha fucked up shit it should have to be in perpetual daylight like Midsommar is! Hereditary ruined my sleep for about two weeks, but last night, I slept soundly knowing all the pagan freaks are doing their broad daylight murders far away in their little village tens of thousands of miles from my REM cycle ☺️!

    (Italicized the movie titles to legitimize this review)

  • Booksmart


    Music Supervisor threw his whole discover weekly in this thing!!