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  • The Turning

    The Turning


    me, for making the biggest mistake ever by skipping class to go watch this with a bunch of friends: 🤡

  • Schindler's List

    Schindler's List


    Spielberg making me cry so damn much that now my tear ducts are in pain 😭

  • Sorry We Missed You

    Sorry We Missed You


    An absolute gut-punch of a film from Ken Loach. Sorry We Missed You is a tragically real and natural account of a working-class English family. It’s a sociopolitical drama that never feels sensationalized as we follow the daily struggles of a delivery man who has the cards constantly stacked against him. While it’s not the most uplifting or hopeful film out there, Loach displays his anger on the current political climate in a manner that we all can relate to. It’s a…

  • Queen & Slim

    Queen & Slim


    Queen & Slim is a beautifully directed and shot film lessened by a weak, borderline hilarious script and a confused thesis that walks the fine line of each side’s opinion. There’s no doubt that Melina Matsoukas is an incredible visual storyteller, but with a more coherent and subtle script, Queen & Slim would’ve had the potential to become an incredibly bold and heartbreaking love story.

  • Waves



    Trey Edward Shults you are a king, never stop making movies. like he’s made three masterpieces in a row within 4 years of each other... king shit

  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space


    Richard Stanley’s Color Out of Space is a batshit insane horror flick with Nic Cage madness galore, trippy visuals and lots & lots of alpacas. It’s a helluva time albeit a bit messy, but worth a watch just to see some fun, no holds barred genre filmmaking.

  • Bad Boys for Life

    Bad Boys for Life


    this would have been 10x better had Will Smith’s character just been his Genie running around Miami screaming “Friend Like Me” as him and Martin Lawrence take down a drug cartel... we all know this would’ve been brilliant.

  • Waves



    best movie ever? YES
    did every awards committee in existence rob this beautiful film? YES
    is it way more deserving of awards than Joker, Two Popes, Bombshell, and Ford v Ferrari? YESSSSSS

  • Dolittle


    Rami Malek IS Chee-Chee

    John Cena IS Yoshi

    Octavia Spencer IS Dab-Dab

    this is a real movie folks...

  • Underwater



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    T.J. Miller’s death scene... ahhh so satisfying 🥰

  • 1917



    Sam Mendes’ compelling war drama, 1917, is an unsparing technical achievement that will be discussed at length for years to come.

    With war looming in the back of our minds today, a story like 1917’s is an important one to tell. A film that not only explores the horrors of war, but dives into the humanity of it is something rare in the genre nowadays. The “war film” is a genre that has felt so one-note of the years and it’s…

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story


    “David Lowery’s beautiful exploration of love and loss is a visual experience that wholeheartedly portrays the magnitude of existence. It’s a film that easily could’ve come off as outlandish—Rooney Mara eats a pie for 5 minutes straight and Casey Affleck walks around in a bed sheet for almost the entire film—but in reality, it’s a poetic and minimalist drama crafted with such delicacy. Lowery masterfully captures the profound nihility and complexity of death, and the eternally tedious life of a…