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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    call it what it is, asmrt

  • Vice



    dick cheney: im having heart surgery

    jesse plemons: ill be here when you wake up

    *dick cheney wakes up after the surgery*

    dick cheney: where is he?

    lynne cheney: who do you think gave you the heart?

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep


    you say you see a bright light when youre dying if i dont get ewan mcgregor and his death cat then i aint going

  • Chef



    sets the unrealistic expectation twitter beef could propel my career into motion, im 4 years in and so far its a no show

  • Oldboy



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Reuniting With My Daughter After 15 Years GONE WRONG

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street


    it's called brand recognition and maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T

  • The Laundromat

    The Laundromat


    just because steven soderbergh can make 4 films a year on his iphone x doesnt mean he should

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner


    im glad our world isnt like blade runner imagine how boring life would be

  • You Were Never Really Here

    You Were Never Really Here


    im joaquin on sunshine

  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco

    The Last Black Man in San Francisco


    i heard you paint houses

  • Good Time

    Good Time


    owl city ft carly rae jepsen did it better

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    me on a date: i love a good murder mystery

    chris evans trying to impress me: i've been a suspect in five cases