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  • Underwater



    Pity Underwater, friends, for it is fighting a losing battle from the get-go: it’s built from parts that any person over 30’ is like to recognize; it endears us to its actors more than characters. Which means for many people it’s derivative and thinly sketched at best. That’s a valid take on Underwater.

    And: there’s is a 10 year old who’s sneaking into Underwater — who barely knows K Stew or Vincnt Cassell or even Alien — who will quickly get bodied by…

  • Extreme Job

    Extreme Job


    Seven Thoughts About Extreme Job

    1) It’s reductive to compare Extreme Job to Edgar Wright’s Hot Fuzz but, fuck it, let’s get reductive: Extreme Job’s a close cousin of Hot Fuzz.

    2) While both Job and Fuzz traffic in meta-aware action tropes, only Job explores the highs of elevated skillsets and the cruelty of prodigiousness. Specifically: if “elevation” is defined as “a dancer's or an athlete's leap and seeming suspension in the air” (it is, I just checked), it’s inferable that the…

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  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale


    This is a three-star movie with five-star sequences.

  • Little Monsters

    Little Monsters


    There’s so much to love about this movie so at the risk of spoiling anything: if there is a Josh Gad Mount Rushmore that already includes both Olaf and Elder Cunningham (cuz duh), go on and chisel Teddy McGiggle right the hell on up there now. Make him all four slots. Give McGiggle his Better Call Saul.

    Josh Gad is famous but, if there is any justice, McGiggle makes him infamous.

    Please watch Little Monsters 🙌🏻