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  • Back to the Future

    Back to the Future


    When they all shout "SHIT" and then get shit dumped on them? That's cinema. 5/5. Perfect.

  • Used Cars

    Used Cars


    A car jumps over a moving train: automatic 4 stars

  • Trespass



    Ice-T with a mullet holding a gun in a burning building with Ry Cooder guitar riffs on the soundtrack

    that's it. that's the tweet

  • I Wanna Hold Your Hand

    I Wanna Hold Your Hand


    Zemeckis straight out the gate with a perfect debut film

  • Bad Boys for Life

    Bad Boys for Life


    Lacks the style, craft, personality, and deranged nihilism of Michael Bay's masterpiece Bad Boys II but partly makes up for it with a surprisingly coherent, emotional story. A better ending than most trilogies get.

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs


    "Oh I love this scene!" - me every time a new scene starts

  • A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

    A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood


    Saw this a couple days ago and can't stop thinking about how even though Tom Hanks doesn't look or sound much like Mr. Rogers, he irradiates the exact right sort of decency where I instantly believe it's him. What a nice guy.

  • The Report

    The Report


    Made me want to go watch Zero Dark Thirty, which doesn't seem like the intent

  • Pain and Glory

    Pain and Glory


    At least one, maybe two of these stars are for the amazing apartment Banderas' character lives in

  • The Laundromat

    The Laundromat


    This whole movie is about the Panama Papers and after watching it I still don't understand the Panama Papers

  • High Flying Bird

    High Flying Bird


    André Holland is playing the Danny Ocean of sports agents and I would like a whole trilogy about his adventures

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Wow what a nice open-ended conclusion to the Star Wars series!