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  • Supergirl

    Supergirl

    ★½

    Supergirl’s beefcake boyfriend is played by Hart Bochner, who went on to play Harry Ellis, the scuzzy Nakatomi executive in Die Hard. I would like to propose that the traumatic events of this movie inspired his character to change his life, grow a beard, take up recreational drug use, and move to Los Angeles to work in corporate America. This is canon now.

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ★½

    Few scenes in the history of cinema make me want to bash my head against the wall like the one in Justice League where the heroes, having risked their lives to recover a Mother Box that the bad guy needs to destroy the world, leave the thing sitting completely unprotected while all five of them fight the reincarnated Superman. Guess what happens? The bad guy shows up and takes it! Great work, Justice League.

    Also: Not a single scene with Snapper Carr, which is an automatic one-star deduction.

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    Another Bong hit.

  • Coco

    Coco

    ★★★★

    A story about death, murder, loss, grief, aging, dementia, living skeletons, and deadbeat dads.

    Y’know, a kids movie.