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  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    ★★

    I mean butthole pool boy death is a pretty shitty way to go - I give them credit for that - but there wasn’t anything new brought to the series.

  • Never Goin' Back

    Never Goin' Back

    ★★½

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    A film about a shitty man who treats women like wallpaper and a woman who is willing to foster a fucked up concept of love and marriage in order to be shitty man’s forever wallpaper. A disgusting portrayal of relationships that worsens midway through where it becomes a constant dull drone of watching them hate to love each other.

  • Wrinkles the Clown

    Wrinkles the Clown

    ★★★★½

    This makes me slightly sad my tubes are tied and I cannot use Wrinkles services on my own children.