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  • Bad Boys for Life

    Bad Boys for Life

    ★★★½

    Bad Boys for Life is a badass blast, acting as the Fast Five or Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol of the Bad Boys franchise, significantly elevating both the scale and quality of the series and setting itself up beautifully for a bright future for years to come.

    A fair amount of Bad Boys for Life’s success can be attributed to its snappy and surprisingly sentimental screenplay - penned by Chris Bremner, Peter Craig, and Joe Carnahan - but while this third installment may…

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    ½

    Dolittle is a cinematic catastrophe.

    Every single joke or one-liner feels like it was scraped off the cutting room floor for a children’s sitcom.

    Robert Downey Jr. deserves a Razzie for his “work” here.

    Downey’s Dolittle pulls bagpipes out of a dragon’s ass and nearly gets blown away by its “ferocious” fart.

    They hired a Tom Holland rip off to accompany Downey on his adventure in an attempt to cash in on that Iron Man/Spider Man connection and the two…

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  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

    ★★★★

    There’s a moment in Rocketman that lands such a devastating blow that the film immediately soared to the top of the list of my favorite biopics.

    When Elton finally comes out to his mother, she surprisingly receives the news in a rather calm, indifferent manner, proclaiming that she had already known for years. However, she ends this conversation with the declaration that Elton is “choosing a life of being alone forever,” and therefore will “never be loved properly.”

    I’m not…

  • Let It Snow

    Let It Snow

    ★★½

    My mother just described this as Love Actually for Gen Z and WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED-

    2019 Ranked